Teen Chat Analyst Mugs

Woman on the phone.

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Welcome to your new English Class.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Copy and study this list of text message spelling words. We will have test tomorrow.'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

"Seriously! My mother says she remembers when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls."

"I've just overheard Mistress talking to her lawyer: We're in her will!"

Word up!

When are we gonna learn something from our generation and not yours?

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

"My boss is always telling me what to do."

"And finally...."

'Hello... is anybody there?'

"Today was career day at school and some guy handed these out. He said high school students should look at time as the most important."

'My mum's just given me a positive talk about sex...'