Teen Chat Analyst Prints

An English and French student converse.

Woman on the phone.

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Welcome to your new English Class.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Copy and study this list of text message spelling words. We will have test tomorrow.'

Late night? I don't know what you are talking about! Come on, Twig. You can tell me. My mom is giving me a hard time. About? She's freaking just because I started

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"Seriously! My mother says she remembers when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls."

When I wet the bed at my first sleepover? Worse. When I asked what they served at the bar at Josh's Bar Mitzvah? Worse. I give up. What humiliating experience did you just endure? Shudder. My mom said she's taking me bra shopping. At least you need to go bra shopping.

"I've just overheard Mistress talking to her lawyer: We're in her will!"

When are we gonna learn something from our generation and not yours?

Word up!

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

"Eastbound traffic is moving nicely. Westbound we have a two car pile-up on the shoulder. No, wait - they're just shootin' the breeze."

"Today was career day at school and some guy handed these out. He said high school students should look at time as the most important."

'My mum's just given me a positive talk about sex...'

Health class is such a waste! Why would anyone want to have a baby if they can't take care of it? Hold that thought!

Love your new top! Twig! It's hideous. Why are you fake-friending Eliza? It's not fake. She's a morning person. I need an a.m. pick-me-up! I'm not good enough for you? You don't drive past my house on your way to school. Hey, Jan! Nice bag!

Should I wear my good sweater and skirt or

'Hello... is anybody there?'