Teen Culture Analyst Prints

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Teen's Comet

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

Forming the adolescent personality

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

"Fine. It's just that it'll take me longer to walk there in my skinny jeans."

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

'Sorry, I don't have anything smaller.'

Teenage Yoda

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"

Teen Owl

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

Saint Francis feeds raisinets to the Teenagers of Assisi

Who the Hell Are All These People? Magazine

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

Rock 'n' roll has always had its casualties, typically it's the young...the early days were no different!!

"Don't tell me, Daddy scared you with his silly rules about dating his daughter, didn't he, Lance?"

"The stock market is like teenagers. I don't understand either one."