Teen Culture Detective Prints

"The stock market is like teenagers. I don't understand either one."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Text Culture

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Teen's Comet

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Tough Teddies

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

City centre pub.

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Forming the adolescent personality

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

Dog Teenagers

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

'Awesome!'

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

'What the hell is this the age of?'

'What makes you think I'm not listening?'