Teen Culture Detective Pillows

"The stock market is like teenagers. I don't understand either one."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Text Culture

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Pop Culture for Teens

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

City centre pub.

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

Tough Teddies

Teen's Comet

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Forming the adolescent personality

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"Dad, Cruz and I are going to see 'Planet of the Apes.'"

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

Dog Teenagers

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

'Awesome!'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'What the hell is this the age of?'

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."