Pop Culture Detective Pillows

"Your wish has been granted – now there really is a nineties movie called Shazaam starring Sinbad as the genie."

"Coming up on the news at ten: the new strange-but-true candy bar diet...names of the pets of your favorite YouTubers...plus some stuff about the world."

'I can't do it anymore. 54 months of analysis and we're still no closer to explaining why Christian Bale's Batman talk in that awful voice.'

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

"Hey! Will that be Thingy out of 'Whatdyamecallit'?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Superheroes take a selfie

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Michael Jackson

"Hugh fans!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Filet minion

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Bryan Ferry

Dancing with the Star Wars

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Little Known Moments In History

Pop Culture for Teens