Pop Culture Analyzer Pillows

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Science fiction fans on other planets

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

100 best beheadings

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

Atomic Bear: Part 26

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

Sissy Spacek

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"Just one last crossing to make..."

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia." "That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries." "That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages." "What was your conception of the Middle Ages?" "Well... It was... Well, knights, maidens, dragons... Mostly dragons. And elves."

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

Aqua Cool

The Evolution of Pop Culture Scapegoats

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

'I can't do it anymore. 54 months of analysis and we're still no closer to explaining why Christian Bale's Batman talk in that awful voice.'

Amy Winehouse

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

'What's wrong, Brenda? I thought you were into this whole 'Twilight' fad.'

Adult School. You're teaching the history of animated cartoons? What did you teach tonight? I taught "I taw a puddy tat."

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

Prince in the Afterlife