Pop Culture Analyzer Pillows

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

100 best beheadings

Man Inside TV Produces Ideal Viewer

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"Just one last crossing to make..."

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia." "That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries." "That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages." "What was your conception of the Middle Ages?" "Well... It was... Well, knights, maidens, dragons... Mostly dragons. And elves."

Aqua Cool

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

Bangtan boys BTS caricature