Pop Culture Scholars Pillows

Adult School. You're teaching the history of animated cartoons? What did you teach tonight? I taught "I taw a puddy tat."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Look! No hands!"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Superheroes take a selfie

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Filet minion

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Kritik's Korner

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"The Eggsorcist"

Elvis Presley

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Michael Jackson

The americanisation of vulture.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Hugh fans!"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'