Teen Culture Navigator Prints

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

Teen's Comet

Forming the adolescent personality

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'Of course you've got the right not to agree with me! But that doesn't mean that you should really do so, Borinsky!'

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

Teenage Yoda

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

Teen Owl

'Dad gave up teaching me how to drive...I drove him nuts.'

"Is doing the report completely in emojis considered plagiarism?"

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

'And one more thing, while you're in Bangkok be careful of the ladies in Patpong district. They may not be all they appear to be.'

'If they install word recognition software in my texting program, I wouldn't have to know how to spell or read. Ain't technology great?'

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

"Seriously! My mother says she remembers when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls."

"Oh yes, my young master has changed too! He's now dressed in black all the time an he wears my old collars..."

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

"Don't tell me, Daddy scared you with his silly rules about dating his daughter, didn't he, Lance?"

'Arabic, Japanese, Chinese... forget it! There's nothing more complicated than today's youth language!'

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."

"The stock market is like teenagers. I don't understand either one."

"Megan is at that age where she's embarrassed to be seen shopping with her mother."