Teen Drama Navigator Prints

'Dad gave up teaching me how to drive...I drove him nuts.'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

Confused drivers

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

Are you wearing your hair down for good? Not sure. I'm weighing the response. What a haystack. So unfortunate. It's a split decision.

What's the matter, Emily? Jeremy the jerk dumped me. I can't take it. My whole insides hurt. You'll be better off without him. Thanks, Twig. Youre lucky you didn't fall in love. Sigh. I wish I had a broken heart!

"....aaand here, where you stipulate: "Yes, goddammit, Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ I just want this to be over.'"

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

"Could you keep it short, Daddy? I'm expecting a call."

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

Pier Pressure

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"