Teen Drama Navigator Mugs

'Dad gave up teaching me how to drive...I drove him nuts.'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Confused drivers

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

"So your dad trusts you to study with a girl in your room."

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

"....aaand here, where you stipulate: "Yes, goddammit, Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ I just want this to be over.'"

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

Pier Pressure

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'

'I took a short cut.'

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'