Teen Angst Navigator Mugs

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

'You have a zit where?'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

'Dad gave up teaching me how to drive...I drove him nuts.'

'Dad, will you tell me about the prat falls of dating?'

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

"You're about to enter a semi-autonomous region of this house."

Surroundsound

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

'He's moody, cynical, lazy and talks back. Harriet, it's just not easy raising the dead.'

"Looks like the kids have gone off to college. Let's grab a few years alone in the house before they decide to return."

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

That's when I decided why should I care

'Son, your mom and me are sick of bearing a capriciously, pubescent teenager. We decided to change you into a goldfish.'

"Don't mess with him - he's a hard bastard. . . !"

'Whoa, you look so cool right now.'

'Hello Childline... my parents just don't rock.'

Goth.

Luci's Sockpuppets: 'Do you have one for kissing practice?'

"How could I get up on the wrong side of the bed? It's against the wall?"

Graph to show how embarrassing parents are to a teenager over a 24 hour period.