Teen Drama Navigators Mugs

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

Confused drivers

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

'Dad gave up teaching me how to drive...I drove him nuts.'

"....aaand here, where you stipulate: "Yes, goddammit, Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ I just want this to be over.'"

'If you've gone off him, please can I have my chewing gum back?'

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

'Not everyone has a grandmother who'd help them throw a party, Andy!'

"Land ahoy!"

'I took a short cut.'

Pier Pressure

"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

"I said a goodnight kiss, Rodney! Not snog my face off!"

"So what's the deal? Why did Cruz call me your girlfriend?"

"Oi you two! What going on in here?"

'Some other guy asked you first, didn't he, Sandra?'

'Jeremy, you disgusting little pervert!'

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

Troubled water.

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

'He's moody, cynical, lazy and talks back. Harriet, it's just not easy raising the dead.'

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."

"I don't know, honey. What do you feel like doing?"