Teen Conversationalist Prints

Health class is such a waste! Why would anyone want to have a baby if they can't take care of it? Hold that thought!

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

An English and French student converse.

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

"So....what's the skinny?"

Do you suspect me of ulterior motives? Let's put it this way: You're not a suspect; you're a person of disinterest.

'Great lunch box.'

'We're rich! We're rich! My mum's got goldstones!'

'I take after my Daddy - He's a confirmed batchelor!'

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

'Copy and study this list of text message spelling words. We will have test tomorrow.'

"Do you play?"

'I've been thinking about this whole Santa thing.'

Late night? I don't know what you are talking about! Come on, Twig. You can tell me. My mom is giving me a hard time. About? She's freaking just because I started

'Yes that's right I ordered 2 doubles. Why, did you want a drink too?'