Workspace Analyst Gifts

"Where's that young turk that I hired not so long ago?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

Progress?

'It just doesn't get any beta than this.'

"I miss the old cubicles."

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

'Oh-oh- planned obsolescence!'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

'These graphs represent productivity between free-range and cubicled workers.'

"Don't invade his space."

Computer virus

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."