Workspace Critic Gifts

"Like I said, your own little office."

"It's been brought to my attention that your cubicle has only a two out of five rating on Tripadvisor."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'Does anyone else have any complaints?'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

"I don't make the rules around here. I just enshrine them."

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

'Green Peace'

Who's In Charge Here?

'Our company hasn't changed much over the years. Most ideas still come from the top.'

"I miss the old cubicles."

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."