Workspace Critic Prints

"Like I said, your own little office."

"It's been brought to my attention that your cubicle has only a two out of five rating on Tripadvisor."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'Does anyone else have any complaints?'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"I don't make the rules around here. I just enshrine them."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

'Green Peace'

'He always has your back - - - but it's mostly to step on.'

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

Who's In Charge Here?

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Our company hasn't changed much over the years. Most ideas still come from the top.'

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

'No, we don't have casual Fridays, but we do have casual Saturdays, for employees who can't finish their work during the regular work week.'