Work Environment Critic Gifts

'It helps the doctor's morale.Each one gets to put themselves up on a pedestal for a day!'

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

I believe you're desperate for delivery staff.

"When I heard the breakroom had been updated, I was hoping for something more than a new photo of the CEO."

"There, now you can stop asking me what the password is!"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

HR - Helping Relationships

"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

"This is a company which is going places...."

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

'Does anyone else have any complaints?'

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

"And this is our new HR officer in charge of morale..."

The suggestion box.

"I'm a bit concerned the staff don't respect me, they've given me a nickname."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

"I don't make the rules around here. I just enshrine them."

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

You are here.

Working Environment

Who's In Charge Here?

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

"Oxygen masks. When a meeting gets so boring as to be life-threatening, they automatically drop down!"

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'