Work Environment Critic Pillows

'It helps the doctor's morale.Each one gets to put themselves up on a pedestal for a day!'

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

I believe you're desperate for delivery staff.

"When I heard the breakroom had been updated, I was hoping for something more than a new photo of the CEO."

"There, now you can stop asking me what the password is!"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."

HR - Helping Relationships

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

"This is a company which is going places...."

'Does anyone else have any complaints?'

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

"And this is our new HR officer in charge of morale..."

The suggestion box.

"I don't make the rules around here. I just enshrine them."

"I think you'll like this idea-it's sort of 'dull' meets 'inoffensive.' "

"I'm a bit concerned the staff don't respect me, they've given me a nickname."

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

You are here.

Working Environment

Who's In Charge Here?

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."

"Oxygen masks. When a meeting gets so boring as to be life-threatening, they automatically drop down!"

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'They no longer take suggestions but they do offer tissues.'