Work Environment Enthusiast Gifts

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

"Best wishes in your new job!"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Staff support"

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

'These are job perks.'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

HR - Helping Relationships

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

The suggestion box.

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

"I'm a bit concerned the staff don't respect me, they've given me a nickname."

Cog-In-The-Wheel

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

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Working Environment

'I'm not saying he's going to chew you out, but he skipped breakfast and lunch.'

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

"Today's meeting will be endless, with a half-hour break for lunch."

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

"Oxygen masks. When a meeting gets so boring as to be life-threatening, they automatically drop down!"