Work Environment Enthusiast Gifts

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

"Best wishes in your new job!"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Staff support"

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'These are job perks.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

HR - Helping Relationships

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

"I tell you, it's a jungle out there!"

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

The suggestion box.

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

"I'm a bit concerned the staff don't respect me, they've given me a nickname."

Cog-In-The-Wheel

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

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Working Environment

'I'm not saying he's going to chew you out, but he skipped breakfast and lunch.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

"Today's meeting will be endless, with a half-hour break for lunch."

"Oxygen masks. When a meeting gets so boring as to be life-threatening, they automatically drop down!"

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'