Office Atmosphere Enthusiast Gifts

'If only someone had listened when Harry complained about the flourescent lighting!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

401K

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

Two stressed drinking birds

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

Group of people.

"Today's meeting will be endless, with a half-hour break for lunch."

"Oops! Wrong plug."

Congratulations on your promotion.

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.