Working Environment Gifts

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

"Oxygen masks. When a meeting gets so boring as to be life-threatening, they automatically drop down!"

Working Environment

"I'm a bit concerned the staff don't respect me, they've given me a nickname."

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

"Damn you Smith, you competitive bastard. . ."

"Morning brings boundless optimism. By lunch it's quiet consternation. Around 5 he just mutters under his breath."

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

Bob misread the memo on hot-desking.

"No one knows why, but employees report a recent rise in cattiness."

'We used to share a desk.'

'it's the field office.'

Saturday and Sunday are now officially casual days,too.

'I'd really like to kick you upstairs, Morton, but unfortunately there is no upstairs.'

'Great, I finally won an argument.'

"Why do they call my office the dog pen?"

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'What's wrong now?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'