
Dept. of Traffic Disruption.
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Dept. of Traffic Disruption.
"They grow up so fast."
"Our business is based on breakthroughs."
'Follow that cab!'
"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"
"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"
'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'
"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."
A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins
"There's something very wrong with this picture, detective."
'Well at least they died with smiles on their faces.'
'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'
Busking Elephant
'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'
"So despite the strong smell of petrol you still claim that your husband, cat and budgie all spontaneously combusted?"
Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.
"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"
'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'
"Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on."
Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder
5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"
Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors
'A little bird told me, and another little bird verified it.'
'The killer should not be hard to find - he has left a trail of inserts.'
'-and do you always tell street interviewers to xxyzz!! off, sir?'
"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."
Would you throw this away for me?
'Never mind WHOdunit - HOWdunnit?'
Laying the dust
"I'm sorry-it takes me a really long time to move in my ridiculous coat."
"Ladies, guess your age, weight & shoe size $5"
"Zagat gave this place a 27 for gawking."
"Yes, it was me who taught him to beg."
"Wonderful! Here's ten pounds. . . to move to the other end of the street!"
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