Screen Scene Analyst Gifts

"They grow up so fast."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Internet Cafe.

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"There's something very wrong with this picture, detective."

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

Andrew Marr

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

Johnny Depp

'Well at least they died with smiles on their faces.'

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

What can I get you? I'll have a mocha, a scone, and an explanation of Beyonce's "Formation" video. Ok. Would you like that for here or to go? Here would be good. Ok. Last month, Beyonce released a music video that expressed pride in her black heritage. Pride in black culture, pride in black physical features, pride even in the Black Panther movement. The reason this is ok is, for centuries, mainstream culture has been telling black people to be ashamed of all that. They've been told to straighte

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"So despite the strong smell of petrol you still claim that your husband, cat and budgie all spontaneously combusted?"

"I agree, it's a real worry. We may have to consider limiting her screen time."

"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"

Film Casting Co.

'Their offense is shifty and often ruthless. I want you to study the videotapes - especially this one showing their quarterback robbing a convenience store at gunpoint.'

Baby on ultrasound scan gazes at mobile phone

"Is there no escape from escapism?"

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

'Once upon a time there were some me with big sticks, and these men, they said to everyone else...'

"Brick, Eh? Well, sorry to blow your house down but these days it's not wise to be so invested in stability."

"Who do you want to talk to? The man in charge, or the woman who knows what's going on."

"Even this wouldn't have been enough to keep the youth from their smartphones."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'The killer should not be hard to find - he has left a trail of inserts.'

'Never mind WHOdunit - HOWdunnit?'

MD-HDTV

Television content warning.

"Too much beige."

"I've been thinking about your bedtime story, and something doesn't make sense."

"Should we watch the lighthearted workplace comedy or the dystopian workplace drama?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'