Skin Analyst Gifts

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"They grow up so fast."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"After practicing dermatology every day, maybe you should try branching out from those warts-and-all biographies."

Wearing all black

'I envy your metabolism.'

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

"It seems the broadness of your mind and the narrowness of your waist have changed places."

'You created a new skin disease from scratch.'

'Have you ever noticed how much your mole looks like a check engine light?'

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

'You're definitely a winter.'

A prediction.

"No really, I'm a toad too! I found a great dermatologist who treated my warts..."

"In my culture it is very important to have straight teeth."

'I've run out of space. Could you tattoo my body in flesh tones and start over?'

'We are incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a sexist pig.'

"I broke up with Carl when I realized even his inner beauty was hideous."

"I find you can tell a lot about an economy just by looking at peoples' shoes."

'I recommend SPF 30 and shade.'

Real Girls with REAL legs

English Darlings Reflected in a French Mirror!

Comboverandunder.