Skin Observer Gifts

'Have you ever noticed how much your mole looks like a check engine light?'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

Spider watching his web cam.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

"I'm liking it already!"

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

"Natural selection in action."

Narcissus

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

Whale Watch - Cow Watch.

Hunters play poker while a moose watches.

"I'm going to feed the snakes!"

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

'Would you like fries with that?'

Envy in the Animal Kingdom

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

"Are you going to eat that?"

'Rick, could you take a seat somewhere else, please? For me to be seen with you is damaging to business!'

'Helluva tattoo Gwen.'

"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"

Lions on a safari.