Skin Observer Pillows

'Have you ever noticed how much your mole looks like a check engine light?'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"I'm liking it already!"

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

Spider watching his web cam.

Narcissus

"Natural selection in action."

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

Hunters play poker while a moose watches.

Whale Watch - Cow Watch.

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

"I'm going to feed the snakes!"

'Would you like fries with that?'

Envy in the Animal Kingdom

"Are you going to eat that?"

'Rick, could you take a seat somewhere else, please? For me to be seen with you is damaging to business!'

"We're insectivores. Spiders are arachnids. We don't eat them, and that's that."

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5

'Helluva tattoo Gwen.'

'Where the hell's Anstruthers? - i can hear his mobile.'