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Beverly Hills Recycling

Bad fake tan day.

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Hair spray"

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"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'You do Botox?'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

Mirror mirror...

'Botox...'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Body Building

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'