Body Shape Observer Pillows

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

Body Building

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"I'm liking it already!"

'Quick! Take a picture!'

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

Spider watching his web cam.

"He's into binge fetching."

The Polygon family at home

"Natural selection in action."

"It seems the broadness of your mind and the narrowness of your waist have changed places."

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

'Have you ever noticed how much your mole looks like a check engine light?'

Hunters play poker while a moose watches.

Whale Watch - Cow Watch.

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

"I'm going to feed the snakes!"

'Would you like fries with that?'

Envy in the Animal Kingdom

"Are you going to eat that?"

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

Lions on a safari.

Layers of Man

"We're insectivores. Spiders are arachnids. We don't eat them, and that's that."