Body Language Observer Pillows

"My eyes are up here, Mr. Buckley."

"Why did you just blink?"

"In the interest of safety when alighting the train, avoid eye contact..."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

The life of penguins.

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

The revenge of Russell

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Hyenas as Pets

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

These young people need everything spelled out to them! I miss the old days, when a wink was a wink, and a nod was a nod.

"Teach me not to care."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

'When you approach a customer, don't have your hands in your pockets.'

FISH ESCAPE.

"It's all the rage at court but I doubt it will catch on. He calls it power posing. . .!"

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

"Bad dog!"

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."