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Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Body Building

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"I'm liking it already!"

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Spider watching his web cam.

The Polygon family at home

"He's into binge fetching."

At a bear crossing sign a silhouette of a bear and cub cross the road in front of a car.

"It seems the broadness of your mind and the narrowness of your waist have changed places."

"Natural selection in action."

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

'Have you ever noticed how much your mole looks like a check engine light?'

Whale Watch - Cow Watch.

"I'm going to feed the snakes!"

'Would you like fries with that?'

Envy in the Animal Kingdom

"Are you going to eat that?"

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

Hunters play poker while a moose watches.

Fat Cell Metro. Tracks 1-4. Express Line to Hips.

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

'They're getting awfully entitled.'