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"Do you think this piece makes my hips look big?"

Russian doll deciding on what size breast implants to get.

'Find out who the pregnant one is nurse - then ask the others to leave please.'

"Tightening the buttocks."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

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"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"That's a big fat lie!"

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Aging Problems

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Too Skinny, Too Fat

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

"I can't have anything that's a food."

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"Hey, great ab!"

'I envy your metabolism.'