Body Image Explorer Prints

"Do you think this piece makes my hips look big?"

Russian doll deciding on what size breast implants to get.

'Find out who the pregnant one is nurse - then ask the others to leave please.'

"Tightening the buttocks."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

"That's a big fat lie!"

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Aging Problems

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

Too Skinny, Too Fat

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

"I can't have anything that's a food."

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'You can't handle the truth.' - Scene from 'Do these pants make me look fat' starring Jack Nioholson

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."