Body Image Navigator T-Shirts

'Plastic surgeons? Don't talk to me about Plastic Surgeons!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Reality Bites

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"Hey, great ab!"

Well there's something you don't see every day...

'Our financial adviser urges us to take a hiking vacation this summer.'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'Oh, oh, this is bad - That's our guide.'