Body Image Navigator Gifts

'Plastic surgeons? Don't talk to me about Plastic Surgeons!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Bear Signpost.

'So much for your internal compass.'

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Canadian Canoe.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

'Does my bum look big in this?'

Bob found maps very misleading.

Reality Bites

"Hey, great ab!"

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Well there's something you don't see every day...

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

'Oh, oh, this is bad - That's our guide.'

Fight-or-Flight Response Study Commission.