Body Image Reflector Gifts

Washboard Belly

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

wattle covers

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

"That's a big fat lie!"

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Aging Problems

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

Too Skinny, Too Fat

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Me when by BDD shows up

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'You can't handle the truth.' - Scene from 'Do these pants make me look fat' starring Jack Nioholson

"Hey, great ab!"

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

"Does this dress make my butt look big?"

"You're really serious about that diet!"