Self-image Navigator T-Shirts

"In space, no one can tell you're fat."

"Nice haircut."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

Book Worm

"What does she have that I don't?"

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

TV-Mirror.

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

Well there's something you don't see every day...

"Well, Mr. Trouble, it's likely your low self esteem is linked to your given name."

"Stock photo, right?"

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

'Casper just lost twenty seven and a half pounds, but his head is just as fat as ever.'

Cartoon Panel Discussion

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"Therapy is wonderful. Finally to have someone who pays attention to my self esteem issues."

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"