Self-image Exploration T-Shirts

Fat woman deceived by Hall of Mirrors.

"This is so stupid...why would Smiley go on a date with me?"

"Nice haircut."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"What does she have that I don't?"

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

TV-Mirror.

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

Well there's something you don't see every day...

Cartoon Panel Discussion

"Stock photo, right?"

"Therapy is wonderful. Finally to have someone who pays attention to my self esteem issues."

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

'Casper just lost twenty seven and a half pounds, but his head is just as fat as ever.'

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

"Well, Mr. Trouble, it's likely your low self esteem is linked to your given name."

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"