Self-image Exploration Gifts

Fat woman deceived by Hall of Mirrors.

"This is so stupid...why would Smiley go on a date with me?"

"Nice haircut."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"What does she have that I don't?"

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

TV-Mirror.

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

"So tell me - what makes you think you're a 'monster'?"

Well there's something you don't see every day...

Cartoon Panel Discussion

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

"Well, Mr. Trouble, it's likely your low self esteem is linked to your given name."

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

'Casper just lost twenty seven and a half pounds, but his head is just as fat as ever.'

"Stock photo, right?"

"Therapy is wonderful. Finally to have someone who pays attention to my self esteem issues."

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'