Self-image Explorers Gifts

What men and women see when they look in the mirror.

Virtual reality mirror.

"Nice haircut."

So You've Cloned Yourself

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

TV-Mirror.

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

Well there's something you don't see every day...

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"Well, Mr. Trouble, it's likely your low self esteem is linked to your given name."

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

Cartoon Panel Discussion

"Stock photo, right?"

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

"Therapy is wonderful. Finally to have someone who pays attention to my self esteem issues."

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

Out of condition man in front of mirror which makes him look slim.