Self-image Explorer Gifts

"Do these plants make me look fat?"

Magic Mirror Shop: Mirrors that reflects the inner you.

Out of condition man in front of mirror which makes him look slim.

"You look less like your idea of yourself than you think."

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"That one goes particularly well with you tie."

Well there's something you don't see every day...

'You want this in size 10? It's not for yourself then?'

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

"Having just lost 10 pounds, that's the best attraction in the park!"

"And, for Heaven's sake, Harold, try to capture the real me!"

Objects In Mirror Are Thinner Than They Appear

"Don't talk to me about a bad hair day."

'Dave's got male pattern baldness.'

'Your weight and fortune' "...and Lennox Lewis will refuse the challenge..."

Man in barber's chair. His reflection mocks his new haircut.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"For some reason, it looked way better on instagram."

'You will have the enlargement, but you won't be happy with it. You'll then have a reduction, but you won't be happy with that either....'

'Every time I look in a mirror I think I look fat. Do you think I might be anorexic?'

"Boy... does this look stupid!!"

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

"Takes years of me..."

'My fat is like a disgruntled ex-employee.'

"Nice haircut."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

TV-Mirror.

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"