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What men and women see when they look in the mirror.

Virtual reality mirror.

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"Nice haircut."

So You've Cloned Yourself

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

TV-Mirror.

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

'The baby took some cellphone pictures of you napping!'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

Well there's something you don't see every day...

"So tell me - what makes you think you're a 'monster'?"

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"Well, Mr. Trouble, it's likely your low self esteem is linked to your given name."

"It's my self-portrait. Obviously."

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

"Therapy is wonderful. Finally to have someone who pays attention to my self esteem issues."

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

"Stock photo, right?"

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