Self-image Gifts

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

Citizen's advice bureau, "I'd shave off the beard"

Man on his own shirt.

'Does my bum look big on this'

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

"Are you trying to be funny. . .?"

'Do these pants make me look fat?'

'Admit it, Henry, you only love me for my hair.'

Man in barber's chair. His reflection mocks his new haircut.

'Your surveillance videos always make me look fat.'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"I'll make you a very generous offer for this one..."

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

"Ok - what makes you so sure that it's a wig??"

"What does she have that I don't?"

An old woman and her younger looking shadow

A man sadly looks at a mismatched reflection of himself

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

'He wants to look slightly mysterious and menacing.'

'Dang! Doesn't make my neck look one foot shorter!'

'It's middle age spread.' 'I can't believe I'm not thinner.'

'I would appreciate if your young lady waited for you up the road,Wilkins.'

'I had that dream where I go out in public without my hairpiece again.'

'Casper just lost twenty seven and a half pounds, but his head is just as fat as ever.'

'She's my age!!'

Breast Height Chart

Caterpillar Comb-Overs.

TV-Mirror.

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

"Nice haircut."

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.