Shadow Observer Gifts

"Hey...has anyone seen my body?"

Lazy shadow.

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

A man looks up at the earth

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

Elusive Shadow.

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'Reserved' (presumably for little miss muffet)

The Sun Bather

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

'Man... how I hate these pop-up's!'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

Oculist.

Your karma will catch up with you!

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'It's quiet... Too quiet.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Have you ever noticed how much your mole looks like a check engine light?'

"You read the exit sign. The eye chart is behind you."

First Contact

It was a tough case. Plenty of witnesses, but no one was talking.

Introvert Career Faire.

'Rick, could you take a seat somewhere else, please? For me to be seen with you is damaging to business!'

Now there's something you don't see everyday...

Tree's shadow attacks woodcutter who is hiding his axe.

Betty's Ex, Ray, Glasses.

'Good memory. Now turn around and let's try it again. I've put the chart on the opposite wall since your last visit.'

'Then again it could just be a break in the clouds !'

Now there's something you don't see every day.

'Are you giving me the silent treatment? I can't tell.'