Shadow Watcher Gifts

Now there's something you don't see every day.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Aliens and Environmentalists

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Elusive Shadow.

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"It beats flying for your food."

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

Glimpses One Dollar

Benjamin Franklin.

Dark Clouds

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Aurora

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are equity mutual funds, but a lot, nonetheless.'

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

The Sun Bather

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

Entry level astronomer...

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."

Bird watching in Bolivia

Horror writers has a creepy shadow.

Airshow.