Cinema Analyst Gifts

Looking for a gift for a cinema analyst? Celebrate their love for movies with clever, professionally drawn products that blend humor and insight. Ideal for film lovers who enjoy dissecting every scene, our collection of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints offers a fun way to show appreciation for their passion for cinema. Whether it’s for a birthday, graduation, or just because, these thoughtful gifts are sure to entertain and impress.

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"I never connect with universal themes."

"I never connect with universal themes." mockup

"I never connect with universal themes."

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"Bond James, Bond."

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"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..." mockup

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

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Benedict Cumberbatch

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"They grow up so fast."

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"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..." mockup

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

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Herman Mankiewicz

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"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs." mockup

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

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"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book' mockup

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

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"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes." mockup

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

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"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?" mockup

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

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Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir" mockup

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

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"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies." mockup

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

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'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.' mockup

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

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"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy." mockup

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

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"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels." mockup

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

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"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up." mockup

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

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Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623. mockup

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

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"I'm the bad guy..."

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Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it. mockup

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

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Standard endings for sci-fi movies... mockup

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

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'It was great. I hated it.'

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No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit. mockup

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

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'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.' mockup

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

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"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

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