Cinema Expert Gifts

Ken Loach

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Steve McQueen

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Canadian film production

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

Moby Dick

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Drive in movies.

Movies vs. Films

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Now Playing at the Europlex

Kirsten Johnson

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"It's about time."

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"