Crisis Analyzers Gifts

Parliament: Ball park figures beyond this point.

Wall Street Couch

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Greek Crisis

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Economic Downturns

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Save the world together

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Saigon 1975/Kabul 2021 - Deja Voodoo

North Korea

The Covid Tail

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

Capitalism.

Ruble in Trouble

Tsipras and Merkel

Greek Crisis

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

"It's official, Michael has filed for moral bankruptcy."

The End is Relative

The Establishment: Independent Thought

Coronavirus and Atlas

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

Master of Disaster

"Sure, meritocracies are fine, but why take the chance?"

"Appears to be some kind of unscheduled event. Better conference me in with legal."

We need bold action to raise morale, yet not make people think there's a problem.

Greek Crisis

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.