Awkward Situation Analyst Mugs

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Awkward First Dates

Bad Interview Technique

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

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"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

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"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

'The return of the Jehovah's Witnesses'

Duncan made a real faux pas when he heard that his blind date was expecting a baby.

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'