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"My mates at the showroom said that I should start dating again."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

Awkward First Dates

Bad Interview Technique

"If you think the first half of this psychological test is intrusive, wait until you're grilled by me mother."

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'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'Don't you hate people who blatantly use office parties to network?'

"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"

'Excuse me, Mr. Pavlik, but that gentleman you called an idiot is here. Should I still say you're not in?'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

"I really think I can handle this date on my own."

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"Look, I know Estella has a boyfriend. I would never try to break them up. But it's not illegal to text friends...and we're still friends..."

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

'Now that's what I call a worthy cause.'

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'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"I didn't see anything! I swear!"

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

"I could see my mating dance had caught her eye, so I put more energy into it, but I ended up sweaty and out of breath: she lost interest then. . ."

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."